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The Latest Jokes - Page 11
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications
why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crummy.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Game, Set, Match: Tennis
Set Match, Run: Arson
Where do bees go the bathroom? At the BP station
What go you get when you cross a bat and a person?... A vampire!
i've been using the nicotine patch. in fact, i like it so much, i'm going to start smoking
"It was announced today the new Arkansas quarter is going to be recalled soon over concerns it won't work in vending machines.
Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines."
You're so dumb you thought taco bell was a phone company
Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors? If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres." The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere." The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night." The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday." The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning." Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 87.6960% The joke's popularity is: 4.919
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