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The Latest Jokes - Page 11
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications
why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crummy.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Game, Set, Match: Tennis
Set Match, Run: Arson
Where do bees go the bathroom? At the BP station
What go you get when you cross a bat and a person?... A vampire!
i've been using the nicotine patch. in fact, i like it so much, i'm going to start smoking
"It was announced today the new Arkansas quarter is going to be recalled soon over concerns it won't work in vending machines.
Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines."
You're so dumb you thought taco bell was a phone company
Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors? If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: When I got back from my vacation last week I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated! He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla fo yen. Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations". The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 35.6322% The joke's popularity is: 3.785
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