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The Latest Jokes - Page 11
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications
why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crummy.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Game, Set, Match: Tennis
Set Match, Run: Arson
Where do bees go the bathroom? At the BP station
What go you get when you cross a bat and a person?... A vampire!
i've been using the nicotine patch. in fact, i like it so much, i'm going to start smoking
"It was announced today the new Arkansas quarter is going to be recalled soon over concerns it won't work in vending machines.
Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines."
You're so dumb you thought taco bell was a phone company
Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors? If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A hearse is trying to climb a steep hill on an icy winter day when it suddenly slides backwards and hits a lightpole. The back door of the hearse opens, the coffin slides down the hill and crashes through the window of a pharmacy. The coffin slides to the back, comes to a halt, the lid pops open, the "stiff" sits up and says to the pharmacist, "Hey doc, you got anything to stop this coffin?" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 55.4404% The joke's popularity is: 2.286
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