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What do you get when you mix LSD with LDS? A High Priest.
    36.9% funny

 

I see a lot of chocoholics but no chocohal
    0.0% funny

 

I attended a party this past weekend. After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen." Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men." Then she asked, "What's your name?" "Golftits," I replied.
    53.8% funny

 

google me once, shame on you google me twice, shame on me
    93.1% funny

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, skittles fall down
    86.7% funny

 

pete and repeat were on a boat, pete fell off who is left, repeat
    79.8% funny

 

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit holee? Hot Cross Bunnies
    0.0% funny

 

WHay did the dog wear glasses? His insurance didn't cover contacts
    0.0% funny

 

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? he didn't have the guts
    0.0% funny

 

when life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the whole world wonder how you did it.
    0.0% funny

 

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An old farmer told his son the secret to a long life. He said, "Sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal every morning." The young farm boy thought his father was a bit senile, but proceeded to do just that, every morning. And, sure enough, when he died, he was 93 years old. He left behind 7 children, 17 grandchildren, 28 great-grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

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