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What do you get when you mix LSD with LDS? A High Priest.
I see a lot of chocoholics but no chocohal
I attended a party this past weekend.
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and
asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Golftits," I replied.
google me once, shame on you
google me twice, shame on me
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, skittles fall down
pete and repeat were on a boat, pete fell off who is left, repeat
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit holee? Hot Cross Bunnies
WHay did the dog wear glasses? His insurance didn't cover contacts
why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
he didn't have the guts
when life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the whole world wonder how you did it.
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