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What do you get when you mix LSD with LDS? A High Priest.
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I see a lot of chocoholics but no chocohal
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I attended a party this past weekend. After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen." Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men." Then she asked, "What's your name?" "Golftits," I replied.
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google me once, shame on you google me twice, shame on me
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Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, skittles fall down
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pete and repeat were on a boat, pete fell off who is left, repeat
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit holee? Hot Cross Bunnies
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WHay did the dog wear glasses? His insurance didn't cover contacts
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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? he didn't have the guts
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when life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the whole world wonder how you did it.
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