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what did the tie say to the hat? you go on a head while I hang around.
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You have to switch ears so you can write? That's funny. I write with my hands.
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What did the egg say when the other egg told him a joke? You crack me up!
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A doe walks out of the forest and sees another doe and tells her Ill never do that for two bucks again
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Where was Grandma when the lights went out? In the dark.
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A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment." The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
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This shirt is black....(awkward pause)...NOTTTT!
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What's a vampires favorite animal? A giraffe!
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What do you call a sorcerer in the desert? A Sandwich
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A moose walked into a bar and said, "Elk!"
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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