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The Latest Jokes - Page 102
If seagulls fly by the sea, what flys by the bay?
Bagels!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
If a baseball-playing female sheep gesticulates with a single finger at a fellow player, and subsequently is forced to leave the field, is that pointing ewe out?
I once knew a blonde so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything
A guy and a girl are about to have sex for the first time. Before going to her house, he stops at Walgeens to get a pack of condoms. At the register, the cashier asks him how many condoms does he want? He replied, a family pack because he said he is going to be really busy that night. Later that day, he went to his girlfriend's house. They sat down at the dinner table and her family sat there too. The guy seemed very shaky. The girl asked him "I didn't know you were so nervous to do this". He replied "I didn't know your dad was a cashier"
Hear about the farmer who became a magician? He turned a cow into a field.
Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls... Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems with the basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. It was the last performance of the season, Beethoven�s 9th Symphony, which required extra effort from the basses at the end. Earlier that evening, he found the basses celebrating one of their birthdays by passing a bottle around. As he was about to cue the basses, he knocked over his music stand. The sheet music scattered. As he stood in front of his orchestra, his worst fear was realized; it was the bottom of the 9th, no score and the basses were loaded.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interupting Starfish
Interupting star fish wh-
Places hand on face
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