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The Latest Jokes - Page 105
The pope decided to go for a ride one day, do he ordered his driver to hit the road. After a few boring miles, the Pope took the wheel, and, putting his driver in the back, got carried away with the power and handling of the car. He was soon stopped for speeding, and gave the officer his license. "Just a sec...I'll be right back," said the officer, and radioed his sergeant. "You'll never guess who I just stopped! I got a big'un!" "Who?" replied the sergeant. "The mayor?" "Bigger'n that!" "Jeez, the governor?" "I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver!"
Why shouldn't you play games in Africa? Because there are to many cheteahs
What did the beggar say to the football coach? I want a quarter back
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".
"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"
GOD says, "So you would like them."
"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"
"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"
GOD says, "So they would love you!"
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 3 BLONDES WHO FROZE TO DEATH AT THE DRIVE IN.THEY WERE WAITING TO SEE "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER".
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What's the best advice you've ever gotten? It was on a bottle of aspirin. it said, "keep away from children."
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My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk.
How many newfies does it take to paint a barn? 100: one to hold the paintbrush and 99 to move the barn.
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