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The Latest Jokes - Page 107
yo mamas so poor i went to her house and she said we were having spagetti for dinner i looked down my shoelaces where gone
a horse walked into the bar and the rider fell off
I used to have a handle on life but then it broke.
What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.
your mamas so skinny when she turns sideways she disapears
What jacket will a gay man not wear? A straight jacket.
so a man walks into a bar with a giraffe and the giraffe falls on the floor and the man starts to leave the bartender then says hey you cant leave that lyin there the man says thats not a lion thats a giraffe.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container?
Because it said to concentrate.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 73.3333% The joke's popularity is: 3.455
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