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The Latest Jokes - Page 1082
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A bear and a rabbit were walking through the woods... the bear stumbles over an old lamp.. he picks it up and rubs it... out comes a genie... the genie is so happy to be free, he offers both the bear AND the rabbit three wishes.. He says to the bear, "what is your first wish?" the bear thinks and says, "i want to be the only male bear in these woods" the genie says, "granted... and rabbit, what is YOUR first wish?" The rabbit says, "i would like to have a very nice motorcycle helmet!!" The genie says, "Granted" and the rabbit holds a top of the line helmet... He asks the bear, "what is your 2nd wish?" The bear answers... "i would like to be the only male bear in the whole country!" "Granted, and rabbit?? your second wish??" The rabbit answers, "i would like to have a Harley Davidson.. newest, top of the line.. "Granted”. And bear?? your 3rd wish??" The bear answers, "i want to be the only male bear in the whole world!!!" "Granted! and rabbit? your third wish??" The rabbit starts up the Harley, puts on the helmet.. revvs the engine and says.. i wish that bear was gay! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 74.0566% The joke's popularity is: 3.025
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