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The Latest Jokes - Page 110
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
what did a pirate pay for a bag of corn?
a buck and ear (buccaneer)
My favorite part of an order of onion rings is the free french fry
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
i haven't slept for ten days, cause that would be too long
Why is a dalmation always easy to find?
There always spotted.
If you run in front of a car, you get tired!
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
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Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?" The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 32.2115% The joke's popularity is: 3.619
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