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The Latest Jokes - Page 113
you can call me a bitch. a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is from a tree, a tree is nature, and nature is beautiful. thanks for the compliment
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? No? Really? It made headlines!
knock knock
whos there
who
who who
oh look, its an owl
How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
What is a ten letter word that starts with "gas?"- Automobile.
a team of computer engineers have just finished building a super computer that knows the answer to any thing you ask it. the first engineer sits down and types in the question is there a god the computer responds in an instant saying there is now
knock knock
whos there
who
who who
oh look, its an owl
What do you put in a toaster?
Bread! NOT Toast!
What do you call a man standing between two houses? Ali
What did the snail say when he was sitting on top of the turtle? "WHEEEEEE!!!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 83.6043% The joke's popularity is: 4.868
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