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The Latest Jokes - Page 113
you can call me a bitch. a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is from a tree, a tree is nature, and nature is beautiful. thanks for the compliment
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? No? Really? It made headlines!
knock knock
whos there
who
who who
oh look, its an owl
How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
What is a ten letter word that starts with "gas?"- Automobile.
a team of computer engineers have just finished building a super computer that knows the answer to any thing you ask it. the first engineer sits down and types in the question is there a god the computer responds in an instant saying there is now
knock knock
whos there
who
who who
oh look, its an owl
What do you put in a toaster?
Bread! NOT Toast!
What do you call a man standing between two houses? Ali
What did the snail say when he was sitting on top of the turtle? "WHEEEEEE!!!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Dave irritated everyone in our office. Whether it was the tone of his voice or his condescending attitude, we all steered clear. He must have suspected he was annoying, because he asked a co-worker, "Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?" Larry responded, "It saves time." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.978
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