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The Latest Jokes - Page 113
you can call me a bitch. a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is from a tree, a tree is nature, and nature is beautiful. thanks for the compliment
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? No? Really? It made headlines!
knock knock
whos there
who
who who
oh look, its an owl
How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
What is a ten letter word that starts with "gas?"- Automobile.
a team of computer engineers have just finished building a super computer that knows the answer to any thing you ask it. the first engineer sits down and types in the question is there a god the computer responds in an instant saying there is now
knock knock
whos there
who
who who
oh look, its an owl
What do you put in a toaster?
Bread! NOT Toast!
What do you call a man standing between two houses? Ali
What did the snail say when he was sitting on top of the turtle? "WHEEEEEE!!!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt and crosses back again. Answer: a dirty double crosser Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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