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The Latest Jokes - Page 115
A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one.
Damn Fish
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fu#@%*& potatoes!!!!"
Hydrogen and oxygen are in a bar. Gold walks in and they say "Au get outta here"
Whats a ghost's favorite flavor? Booberry
Call me butters, because I must be on a roll.
what is green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table.
Rudolph the Red: It's going to rain.
Wife: How do you know?
Rudolph the Red: Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
do you want to speak to the man in charge or the woman who knows whats going on?
what do you call something weird?
Trying to make google laugh ha ha ha!
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