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The Latest Jokes - Page 119
How does a male dear find a female dear in the forest? Delightful!
my friend is so dumb she buried the radio when the batteries were dead
Ok a squirrel is hopping around, but its tail got cut off. Where does it go to get its tail back? ReTAILer!
When we die,we go out of this world the same way we came into it; No hair, No teeth, & wearing a diaper
Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide.
where do you find the great planes?
at the great airports!
A butcher's height is 5'10" what does he weigh? Meat.
What goes up often damages the ceiling.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 7 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, one of my older brothers matt or jeremy, my sister hazel or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. I think it's jeremy.
what is a blonde's mating call? Oh, i'm drunk
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No," and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 62.2059% The joke's popularity is: 4.134
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