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The Latest Jokes - Page 13
A mushroom walked into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey, we don't serve your kind here!" and the mushroom says, "why not? I'm a fungi!"
If 13 is unlucky, 12 & 14 are gulity by association.
marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
knock knock
who's there?
police!
police who?
Police let me in, its freezing out here!
My cat only likes me because I provide it with food.
my imaginary friends think you're crazy
what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff
what's blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath
-Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interupting cow.
-Interupting c-
MOO!
you can tune a piano, but you cant tune a fish
There are ten pigs inside a fence. Five of them jumped. How many were left? Answer: Ten. They only jumped.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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