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The Latest Jokes - Page 13
A mushroom walked into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey, we don't serve your kind here!" and the mushroom says, "why not? I'm a fungi!"
If 13 is unlucky, 12 & 14 are gulity by association.
marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
knock knock
who's there?
police!
police who?
Police let me in, its freezing out here!
My cat only likes me because I provide it with food.
my imaginary friends think you're crazy
what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff
what's blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath
-Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interupting cow.
-Interupting c-
MOO!
you can tune a piano, but you cant tune a fish
There are ten pigs inside a fence. Five of them jumped. How many were left? Answer: Ten. They only jumped.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" The room was very quiet. Finally, Larry, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 18.8467% The joke's popularity is: 4.852
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