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The Latest Jokes - Page 126
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he can!!
What do you get, when you cross a bridge with a car? Across.
your daddy is so poor he can't even pay attention
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
i fell for you like a blind roofer
kock kock .. whos there .. goo..goo who? google.
Im not a vergetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, after you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
What do you get when you cross a bear with a cucumber? A cucumbear!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball. Jim calls out to his golfing partner in excitement, "Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here." Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, "What's the matter Jim?" Jim shouts back in a nervous voice, "Throw me my 7-iron... You can't get out of here with an 8-iron!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 62.2754% The joke's popularity is: 3.223
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