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The Latest Jokes - Page 127
how do you make a gloworm happy? cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted
i bought a cactus and named it fred, 3 weeks later fred died, the sad part about it was that i'm less nourishing than a desert.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he's the only man that can slam a revolving door.
"In the future everybody will be world-famous for 15 minutes."
I bet you $5 I know where you got your shoes. You got your shoes on your feet.
My ex-wife and I were happy for over twenty years . . . and then we met
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms and they threw a fridge at her!
man comes home and house is completely torn apart, he asks his wife what happened here? wife says you know how last night you said you can't imagine what i do all day?... well today i didn't do it
man walks into a bar, hurts his head
Have you heard about the lady who wrote the book about falling off a mountain? Her name was Eileen Dover
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 15.3757% The joke's popularity is: 3.238
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