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The Latest Jokes - Page 128
there was a robbery last week in a ware house.One robber stole a calendar, the next robber stole some batterys and the third stole some fireworks.
The first had 12 months, the 2nd was charged and the 3rd was let off.
Your momma's so old she has an autographed bible.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame Who? Madame foot's caught in the door, let me in!
What food makes women never want to have sex again? Wedding cake!
A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" the driver responds. "I'm not a lawyer!"
What do you call a bird that doesn't eat? A polynomial.
your shirt is black pause pause pause not
How can you tell a blond has used a computer ?
There is white out on the screen
Why was the skeleton sad at the party? He had no BODY to dance with.
Fettuccini Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A pirate walks into a bar. He takes a seat and orders his drink from the bartender. An inquisitive man looks him over, noticing his peg leg, hook hand, eye patch, and trusty parrot seated on his shoulder. The stranger says to the pirate "wow! A real pirate! How'd you get that peg leg?". The pirate responds "a mighty cannonball, blew it off". The stranger, amazed falls silent, but in a moment asks another question "and what of the hook hand?". The pirate answers "Lost it in a duel with another rogue pirate!" the stranger again amazed, notices the eye patch and asks one more question "How did you come by the eye patch" the pirate sighs and replies "My d*mn parrot flew overhead and pooped in me eye!" The stranger, a bit confused, asked "and THAT blinded you?" the pirate laughed and said "Nay sir, but it was me first day with the new hook" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 88.6544% The joke's popularity is: 2.579
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