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The Latest Jokes - Page 14
You're a few fries short of a happy meal.
what is big, red and eats rocks? A Big red rock eater
A blond asks another blond, "Which is closer, the sun? or Florida" The second blond answers, "Silly, Of course the sun is closer, I can see it, but I can't see Florida."
It's a sunny morning in the Old Forest and the Bear family
are just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in
his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl.
It is empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?!" he squeaks.
Poppa Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been
eating my porridge?!" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the door from the kitchen
and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go
through this? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, "Did you get my drift?"
A head comes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink,and the bartender says "but your just a head?" and the head says "I know, but just give me the drink" so the bartender gives him a drink and the head sprouts an arm. So he asks the bartender for another drink, and another arm pops out, then another drink, and he gets a leg. Then another drink, and he gets another leg. So the guy asks the bartender for one last drink and the guy drinks it all up, and his legs and arms disappear and he 's just a head again. The moral of the story: Quit while your a head.
what do blondes call cheerios?
donut seeds.
why does a cat meow? because its a cat!
i'd rather have a frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me
your mamas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out!
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