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The Latest Jokes - Page 131
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
ah
ah chooo
bless you
why didnt the dinosaur cross the road? because he didnt exist.
This sad little lizard told me that be was a brontosaurus on his mother's side. I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them. Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply
My name borat
my brother and i have been brothers since i was born
what did king kong say when he called the wrong number? King Kong Wrung Wrong
why did the sock cross the road? Cause the chicken was wearing it.
why did the chicken cross the road? to get laid.
An Ear passed me by the other day and silently went on its way. I wonder who that ear could be and has it ever heard of me?
fire crews gutted a house today and found a skeleton in the wall. Around his neck was a medal stating '1932 Irish hide and seek champion'.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 64.8951% The joke's popularity is: 4.854
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