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The Latest Jokes - Page 132
what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to his egg on the other side.
yo momma's so dumb, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
knock knock. whos there? yodel? yodel who? I didnt know you could yodel!
you're mom is so stupid, she put makeup on her forehead to makeup her mind.
Some people say I am a star - a big ball of gas
what does the snail say when it is riding on the turtles back?
Answer: Whee!!!
What is green and has wheels?
Grass - I lied about the wheels.
What did the ocean do to the other ocean?
Wave
Whats 69+69? a foursome
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Three bikers A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 2.442
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