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The Latest Jokes - Page 15
Why is it that a golfer's pants never get wrinkles? Because he uses 9 irons.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Let us in, it's raining!
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was.
what do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic
What clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits!
you're momma's so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
What happens if you don't pay your exorcist on time? You get repossesed!
Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish-kabob.
Why doesn't the vampire have any friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What did the grape say when an elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 74.4144% The joke's popularity is: 5.045
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