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Why is it that a golfer's pants never get wrinkles? Because he uses 9 irons.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Let us in, it's raining!
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When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was.
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what do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic
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What clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits!
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you're momma's so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
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What happens if you don't pay your exorcist on time? You get repossesed!
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Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish-kabob.
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Why doesn't the vampire have any friends? Because he's a pain in the neck!
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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Why do Irish stews have 239 beans? Because one more would make them two farty.

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