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The Latest Jokes - Page 141
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was on break.
A chicken and an egg are in bed together. The egg rolls over and says, "well, I guess that answers that question."
How do you stop a fish smelling?
Cut off its nose!
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "How much did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
If 13 is unlucky, 12 & 14 are gulity by association.
A blond, a brunette, and a red head are being chased. They run into a barn, and find three sacks to hide in. Their pursuers find the first sack with the brunette hiding in it. Poking it, they hear, "Meow," and decide it is just a cat. Poking the second sack with the red head in it, they hear, "Woof," and decide it is just a dog. When they poke the last sack with the blond, they hear, "Potato."
What does a fish say when it hits a cement wall?
Dam
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find its flatmate
did you here about the guy whos left half died? he's all right now
what do you call a cow having a seizure? Beef jerky.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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