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The Latest Jokes - Page 141
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was on break.
A chicken and an egg are in bed together. The egg rolls over and says, "well, I guess that answers that question."
How do you stop a fish smelling?
Cut off its nose!
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "How much did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
If 13 is unlucky, 12 & 14 are gulity by association.
A blond, a brunette, and a red head are being chased. They run into a barn, and find three sacks to hide in. Their pursuers find the first sack with the brunette hiding in it. Poking it, they hear, "Meow," and decide it is just a cat. Poking the second sack with the red head in it, they hear, "Woof," and decide it is just a dog. When they poke the last sack with the blond, they hear, "Potato."
What does a fish say when it hits a cement wall?
Dam
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find its flatmate
did you here about the guy whos left half died? he's all right now
what do you call a cow having a seizure? Beef jerky.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 60.4982% The joke's popularity is: 2.926
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