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The Latest Jokes - Page 142
how do u make a sausage roll? push it down a hill
Why do Spanish air hostesses wear gum boots? Because the rain in spain is always on the plane.
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!
why did the bicycle stop? because it was too tyred
How do you get an elephant in a subway? Take the S out of SUB and the F out of WAY... there is no F IN WAY
Why did the Christian cross himself? To get to the other side.
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
your momma is so fat that her beltline is the equator
What did the Zen Buhdist sayy to the hot dog vendor? Make me "one" with everything
you're mum's so fa, she sits on both sides of the family
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmo's all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face," I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 84.9315% The joke's popularity is: 4.562
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