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How does a cake laugh? With Frosting!
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why did the chicken cross the road? "screech" "thump" we shall never know
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a rapper needed a beat. so his friend to where to find all the beats he could ever want. "the grocery store!"
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a guy walks into a bar and says ouch!!
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knock knock who's there? boo boo who? awww don't cry it's just a joke
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THREE MEN WALK INTO A BAR. YOU'D THINK ONE OF THEM WOULD'VE SEEN IT
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I tried to be a professional skier, but when I screwed up the tryouts, my chances went downhill from there.
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Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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what is yellow and dangerous? a canary with a sub machine gun
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knock knock! who's there? banana! banana who? knock knock! who's there? banana! banana who? knock knock! who's there? orange! orange who? Orange you glad i didn't say banana?
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