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The Latest Jokes - Page 146
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape from the butcher.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
why do little ducks walk softly. Cause the can't walk hardly!
What did the spaghetti say to the tomato? "Don't get saucy with me!"
knock knock. who's there? the. the who?
what to you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey.
i swere i'm an angel the horn are there to hold up the halo
I live on a one-way dead end street.
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice container all day long? It said "concentrate".
Your mom is so fat, her feet don't get wet when she's in the shower.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business. "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!" To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 79.5812% The joke's popularity is: 2.281
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