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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it is a hardware problem.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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A horse walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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i forgot to make a back-up copy of my brain, so everything i leanred last semester was lost
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Man walked into a bar. He went into a coma.
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why did the guy throw his clock out of the window, he wanted to see time fly.
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i wish i was a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves
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What was the elephant doing on the highway. About 7 m.p.h.
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Where did the wind go? It blew away.
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How is a computer like an air conditioner? When you open Windows it won't work!
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What is the difference between an extroverted mathmatician and an introverted mathmatician? An extroverted mathmatician looks at YOUR feet when talking to you.

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