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The Latest Jokes - Page 149
Two writers were talking about the books they were writing. And one of the writers said " i have just finshed my book". And the other writer said "Oh how did it end." And He said with a period?
What's green and says "Hey. I'm a frog." ?
A talking frog!
Two blondes were drving to Disney Land, the cam upon a sign that said,'Disney Land Left', so they turned around an went back home.
I tried doing standup once, but apparently the witness stand is not a good place.
Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. lt was a 3-story mansion with a silver and blue sidewalk, a 50-foot flagpole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and in every window, a Indianapolis Colts flag. Tom looked at God and said "God, l'm not trying to be ungrateful, but l have a question. l was all-pro QB, l hold many NFL records, and l even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Tom?""Well, why does Peyton Manning get a better house than me?"God chuckled, and said: "Tom, that's not Peyton's house, it's mine."
your mom is so fat, she uses a vcr for a beeper!
why did the elephant wear stripes?
because he didn't want to be spotted!
you are so fat that when you go in the lift and push up it goes down
Q: What does DNA stand for?
A: National Dsylexia Association.
Yo mamma so fat that she was the reason the titanic sank.
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