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The Latest Jokes - Page 16
Have you heard the joke about the jump rope? Nevermind I'll just skip it!
What do you call a bad psychic??
Telepathetic.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor!
two pretzels walks into a bar... one was assulted
I have 3 ants, one on my moms side, one on my dads side, and one in my back yard.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? he felt crummy
what do you get when you cross a termite with a preying mantis? an animal that says grace before eating your house down.
A Venusian walked around a corner and turned into a drugstore.
What do ghosts want in libraries? boooks!
Why is it that we had a man go on the moon BEFORE we invented wheels on luggage?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: So this snake goes into a jungle, and meets a mongoose. The mongoose smiles and says "you better run" and the snake goes: "I can't run, i'm a snake." And the mongoose laughs again replying: "Well then i guess i'll just eat you." and the snake laughs too and goes: "Well then the joke's on you. I'm really a worm." - The mongoose sits there puzzled. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 72.9358% The joke's popularity is: 3.037
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