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The Latest Jokes - Page 1502
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, - "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, - "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" Blushing, she rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, - "I don't fink my python weally gives a phuck." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 45.5538% The joke's popularity is: 2.807
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