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The Latest Jokes - Page 152
I wanted to see if a well had a bottom. So I jumped in. Now, I'm not doing too WELL.
What happened to the woman who opened Dracula's coffin? She got a bat in the mouth!
What do you call Mohammed Ali after his beans on toast? Gaseous Clay
why did the cantalope jump into the water??
Because it wanted to be a watermelon!!
A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" the driver responds. "I'm not a lawyer!"
Man walked into a bar. He was ok though.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hid in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? See how well it works?
You are so bald that when you take a shower you get brained washed.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
I think if sharks could talk they would say jawsome
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Why was Jesus scared to cross the road in drag? Because he was a cross-dressing chicken. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 69.4964% The joke's popularity is: 3.842
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