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The Latest Jokes - Page 153
The owner of a golf course in Newfoundland was confused about paying >an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. > >He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University >of Newfoundland and I need some help. I were to give you $20,000, minus >14%, how much would you take off?" The Secretary thought a moment, then >replied, "Everything but my earrings."
Shut ur mouth when ur talking to me.
A friend of mine asked me, "Want to see a picture of me when I was younger?" EVERY picture of you is when you were younger! I want to see a picture of you when you're OLDER.
there are two kinds of people in this world. Me, and people that want to be me.
your momma's so old her social security number is 4
why dont seagulls fly by the bay? because then they would be called baygulls!
your momma's so big that she was declared as an independent land
Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
what do you call a sea gull that flies over the bay? a bagel
a blonde calls up her boyfriend and asks him to help her with a puzzle. What's the puzzle supposed to be of, the boyfriend asks. The blonde replies, a tiger. the boyfriend tells her he'll be right over. when he gets to her house, she shows him the box to the puzzle. He looks at it and tells her, Honey, we need to put the frosted flakes back into the box.
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