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The Latest Jokes - Page 154
What did the mama tomato say to little tomato when he was falling behind? Ketchup!
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney? you're too young to smoke
I havent slept for ten days..... because that is way too long.
What is a dentisit's favorite day of the week?
Tooth-day!
why did the chicken cross the road??
Don't ask me ask the chicken!
A man walks into the bar and sees slabs of meat hanging from the ceiling. When he asked the bartender about it, the bartender said, "It's a new promotional. If you can jump up and grab one of those slabs, you get a free drink. But if you can't, you have to buy a round for everyone else." The man looked at the bartender, looked at the meat, and said "Nah, I'll pass. The steaks are too high"
your momma's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Idea
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
Taking a day off, Jesus and St. Peter decide to play golf. At one part
of the course, they came up to a short shot over a shallow pond. St
Peter tees up first. He stops and thinks for a moment and then states,
"I'm going to use a 6 iron." St. Peter swings and lands a beautiful
shot about three feet away from the cup.
Jesus tees up next. He ponders the shot, and then declares, "Jack
Nicholas would use a 7 iron." He takes his 7 iron, pulls back, and
swings. The ball goes too high in the air and lands in the middle of
the pond. Jesus casually walks on the water, retrieves his ball, and
tees up. He swings and, again, his shot ends up in the pond.
"Why don't you use a 6 iron?" asked St. Peter.
"No!" retorts Jesus. "Jack Nicholas would use a 7!"
This goes on for several shots - swing, splash, walk on water, recover
ball, and tee up again. By this time, other golfers have caught up to
Jesus and St. Peter. After watching Jesus walk on water several times
to retrieve is ball one baffled golfer turns to St. Peter and asks, "Who
does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?"
"No," replies St. Peter. "Jack Nicholas."
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