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Two priests were walking past a pub one night when a man who had obviously had too much to drink suddenly jumped in front of them shouting, "I'm Jesus Christ! I'm Jesus Christ!" One priest just looked at the man, smelling the whiskey on his breath. He then politely said, "No, my son. You are not Jesus Christ." The man again said, "I'm Jesus Christ! I'm Jesus Christ!" and again, the priest calmly told the man he was mistaken. The man was determinted to prove his identity said, "I'm Jesus Christ! Follow me. I'll show you." So the two priests followed the man into the pub. As soon as they entered, the bartender looked up and said, "Jesus Christ! Not YOU again!"

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