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The Latest Jokes - Page 155
what happens when you mix a pig and a yeti?
you get spaghetti
What do you get when you cross a cheetah with a hamburger?
Fast Food
After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was
doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present
his findings.
"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.
"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving
in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it - a
regular Sodom and Gomorra. But the worst is this new obsession with
oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it.
Even four out of five dentists recommend it. I'm afraid that it has
reached epidemic proportions.
"Hmm," God said thoughtfully. "Do you have any recommendations as to
what should be done to put and end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think that we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages
in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what
will happen to them on judgement day if they do not stop this type of
activity, " replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead
of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who
refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to
each one these good people.
And do you know what that letter said? NO? You mean you didn't get
one either?
What did the dog say when he stuck his tail in the pencil sharpener. It wont be long now.
what has four wheels and flies? a garbage truck
Why don't you let Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
He might Pikachu
What happened a hundred years ago?
The first all white dalmation was spotted.
yo mamma's so ugly she makes onions cry
Your epidermis is showing.
Did you hear about the guy who had a dog with no legs? He took him for a drag every day.
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