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The Latest Jokes - Page 156
What did the gangsta say when his roof fell in on him? Get off me homes!
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
I have to go to work everyday! Everyday! I don't know where I was when we made this deal with society. Probably at home, sleeping
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it was a hardware problem
i can only please one person per day. today is not your day. tomorrow isnt looking to good either.
WHy did the Peanut go to court?
Becasue he was a salted.
"Oh no! My toothpaste fell," Tom said crestfallen
Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died... Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."
"Excuse me sir you have a banan in your ear."
"What, I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear."
a priest, a gorilla, and the lochness monster are all in a bar. the priest orders a scotch, the lochness orders a lager, and the gorilla uses telepathy to order whiskey, since it can't speak. meanwhile, hitler is belting out his best rendition of 'don't cry for me argentina' on an elderly harpsicord. the lochness monster looks over to the gorilla and says, "This is the weirdest joke I've ever been in,".
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 73.3333% The joke's popularity is: 3.455
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