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The Latest Jokes - Page 156
What did the gangsta say when his roof fell in on him? Get off me homes!
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
I have to go to work everyday! Everyday! I don't know where I was when we made this deal with society. Probably at home, sleeping
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it was a hardware problem
i can only please one person per day. today is not your day. tomorrow isnt looking to good either.
WHy did the Peanut go to court?
Becasue he was a salted.
"Oh no! My toothpaste fell," Tom said crestfallen
Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died... Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."
"Excuse me sir you have a banan in your ear."
"What, I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear."
a priest, a gorilla, and the lochness monster are all in a bar. the priest orders a scotch, the lochness orders a lager, and the gorilla uses telepathy to order whiskey, since it can't speak. meanwhile, hitler is belting out his best rendition of 'don't cry for me argentina' on an elderly harpsicord. the lochness monster looks over to the gorilla and says, "This is the weirdest joke I've ever been in,".
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: yo mama so fat...that when she jumo for joy SHE GET STUCK! Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 5.0165% The joke's popularity is: 6.481
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