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The Latest Jokes - Page 157
how do you get 50 pikachus onto a bus? Pokemon
Did you hear about the hand that joined the air force? It was a palm pilot!
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws!
Wife: can you change the baby?
Husband: into what?
Why are all christmas trees girls? Because they all wear skirts.
your momma is so fat, she wears the rings of saturn as a belt.
what do you call a cow with millions of legs?
a cowtipiller
One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.
This room is so small, i need to go outside just to change my mind
Two antenna met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Jesus and St. Peter go golfing. St. Peter booms his first drive straight down the fairway, 300+ yards. Jesus tees up and...slices, badly. The ball sails over the fence boardering the golf course onto a freeeway, karooms off a speeding car, and lands on the roof of a house on the other side of the road. It rolls down the roof into the gutter, and shoots out the downspout into a pond boardering the house and lands on a lilly pad. A frog sees it and gobbles it up. Just as the frog swallows, an eagle swoopes down and grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the fairway the frog expires and the ball falls out of his mouth and drops on to the green. It takes three bounces and...Hole In One! St. Peter turns to Jesus and exclaims "Are you going to golf or just fool around all day?" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0.000
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