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The Latest Jokes - Page 159
why did the chicken cross the road? To Protect her eggs
Why did the man break up with his inflatable girlfriend? She had a big blow up.
What did the tomato say to the lettuce? Get dressed!
Why didnt dracula have any friends? He was a pain in the neck!
Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other i'll drive, you man the guns
a man went to the doctors as he thought he was beethoven. his doctor says, "ok then sir, if you're beethoven, perform your last movement". the man says, "ok then", and falls off the piano stool.
how does a tree get pregnant?
with a woodpecker!
an englishman, an irishman, a frenchmen, a christian, a hindu, a buddhist, a horse, a crocodile and a great dane walk into a bar. The barman asks 'is this some kind of joke?'.
WHAT DID THE BIG CHIMNEY SAY TO THE LITTLE CHIMNEY? YOU TOO LITTLE TO SMOKE
A guy walks into a bar and sees a small man playing piano. He turns to the man next to the piano player and says, "Hey, where did you get that?" The man replies, "I found a genie, wanna use it?" The newcomer replies' "Certainly! I wish for a million bucks!" All of a sudden ducks start appearing everywhere. the newcomer says' "Hey, what the hell" The man says, "The genie is hard on hearing. What? Do you think I asked for a nine-inch pianist?"
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