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The Latest Jokes - Page 160
knock knock. Whose there? Nobody. Nobody who?
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Where does Dracula go to deposit his money? A blood bank.
you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
you so fat, when you went outside in a yellow shirt, the sun got jealous
what did ernie say to bert when he asked him if he wanted some ice cream? Sher-bert!
WHAT DID THE BISCUIT SAY WHEN HE GOT RUN OVER? OH CRUMBS
What animal doubles in size when you chop its head off? A fox! (fox->ox)
Two drunks walk into a bar. Wouldn't two drunks walk out of a bar?
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame one? The tame way.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?? Tell them a joke on Wednesday!! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 89.8325% The joke's popularity is: 4.922
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