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The Latest Jokes - Page 17
The 16th tee featured a fairway that ran along a road. The first golfer in a foursome teed off and hooked the ball. It soared over the fence and bounced onto the street, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and ricocheted back onto the fairway. As they all stood in amazement, one of the golfer's friends asked, "How did you do that?" The golfer shrugged. "You have to know the bus schedule."
your momma's so old her social security number is 2
A brunette asked a blonde to make up her mind. Next day the blonde met the brunette with 3 tubes of lipstick on her head & said "I've made up my mind!"
Some people say that the windows CD, when you play it backwards, has subliminal messages. but that's nothing, If you play it forward it installs windows!
Unlike those of us who have to fight for it, Chuck Norris is born with the right to party.
What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didnt? A good driver.
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
One guy walks into a bar, a second guy walks into a bar, the third one ducks.
You think you have problems, I lent a guy $500.00 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.
There are ten pigs inside a fence. Five of them jumped. How many were left? Answer: Ten. They only jumped.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned, and asks, "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom says, "I'll look for a bug." He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he says, "AHA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the disc out the window. The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "How was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?" The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these questions?" The hotel manager says, "Well, the couple in the room UNDER you complained that the chandelier fell on them." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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