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The Latest Jokes - Page 161
My husband moves so slow, you'd need time
lapse photography to make a video of him.
Did you hear about the pregnant blond who went to Domino's Pizza because they have free delivery?
What did the wall say to the other wall? You've got me cornerd
Why don't cats have money? Because they don't have pawkets
what do you call when you cross a cement mixer and a robber? A hardened criminal
why did the tissue dance? it had a little boogie in it.
A young man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He is permitted to say only two words every five years. After five years have gone, the elders visit him in his cell and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and then leave. Five more years pass. The elders visit him again and ask for his two words. He clears his throat and says, "Bad food." They nod and leave. Five more years pass. They visit him and ask for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
your mother is so fat when she jumps for joy shhe gets stuck
What did the cannibal say when he ate a clown? This tastes funny
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What black, white and has a very bad habbit? A Nun That Smokes Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 65.6836% The joke's popularity is: 3.572
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