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The Latest Jokes - Page 162
Why does a moon rock taste better then an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor.
a guy walks into ab bar the next day he sais my head hurts.
want to hear a dirty joke? the pig fell in the mud.
how many jewish mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? no it's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark.
Why did the kid through margarine out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
A priest and a rabbin on a train. The priest eats a ham sandwich and asks the rabbin: Whould you like some? The rabbin answers: Well, no! You know, I can't eat pork... The priest: Too bad, you don't know what you're missing!!! They arrived to destination. The rabbin asks the priest: Is your wife coming to get you? The priest answers: Well no, I'm not allowed to be married... And the rabbin: Too bad for you, you don't know what you're missing!!!
The District Attorney stared at the jury, unable to believe its verdict.
Bitterly he asked, "What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?"
The foreman answered, "Insanity."
The D.A.: "All twelve of you?"
Look, a distraction!
Tommy and Bobby were the best of friends. They were on the same baseball team. Tommy was a pitcher, and Bobby played third base. They agreed that when one of them died, they would come back and tell the other if there was baseball in Heaven. Many years later, Bobby died first. One day, Tommy walked into his sitting room and the was Bobby's ghost, sitting on a chair. Tommy was delighted to see him and asked if there was baseball in heaven. Bobby replied, "Oh yes! I play third base, just like I used to! But there is some bad news." "What?" Tommy asked. Bobby said, "You're scheduled to pitch tomorrow."
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs
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