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The Latest Jokes - Page 164
If I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
a fish walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "what do you want. The fish says, "Water!"
My wife said she wanted to make love in the backseat of the car. I said "ok". She said "you drive".
What do you have when you have 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch, I should look where I'm going."
If the opposite of pro and con, then the opposite of progress is Congress.
Q: How does a blonde know when she's passing her class?
A: She doesn't...she's a blonde
got any raisins? how about a date?
He who laughs last thinks the slowest
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
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