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The Latest Jokes - Page 164
If I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
a fish walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "what do you want. The fish says, "Water!"
My wife said she wanted to make love in the backseat of the car. I said "ok". She said "you drive".
What do you have when you have 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch, I should look where I'm going."
If the opposite of pro and con, then the opposite of progress is Congress.
Q: How does a blonde know when she's passing her class?
A: She doesn't...she's a blonde
got any raisins? how about a date?
He who laughs last thinks the slowest
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 37.0714% The joke's popularity is: 4.146
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