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The Latest Jokes - Page 167
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? you can't wash your hands in a buffalo
two potatoes sitting in an oven one potatoe says to the other potatoe "man its hot in here" the other potatoe says "AHHHHH a talking potatoe"
How do you spell Mousetrap in three letters?
C-A-T
wanna hear a dirty joke?
kid jumped in a mud puddle.
There is a Salad Bar downtown, where all the cool vegetables hang out. One day a little mushroom tries to get into the club. However, a bouncer won't let him in. "Hey, we don't want your kind here," he says, pointing to a sign that says "Vegetables Only!" "Why not," says the mushroom, "I'm a fungi."
Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with!
a ghost goes into a bar and calls the waiter. the waiter says:"sorry, i cant serve you." the ghost replies: "why not?"
the waiter says:"i dont have a liscence to serve spirits."
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the seaweed
how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You don't know man, 'cause you weren't there!
Q.what do you get if you cross harry potter, a wren (a bird) and a fridge??
A. A cauldren!!!! (Cold-wren)
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Once upon a time John and Pamela lived in Canada. His mother Jessica, from America came to visit. She has suspicions of a relationship between the two and is curious. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Pamela and I are just roommates." Than about 3 days later, Jessica heads back to America. About 4 days later, Pamela came to John saying,"Ever since your mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: Dear mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house,I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to America. Love, John. Several days later, Joe received an email from his mother which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Pamela, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, mom Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 38.1538% The joke's popularity is: 4.512
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