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The Latest Jokes - Page 167
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? you can't wash your hands in a buffalo
two potatoes sitting in an oven one potatoe says to the other potatoe "man its hot in here" the other potatoe says "AHHHHH a talking potatoe"
How do you spell Mousetrap in three letters?
C-A-T
wanna hear a dirty joke?
kid jumped in a mud puddle.
There is a Salad Bar downtown, where all the cool vegetables hang out. One day a little mushroom tries to get into the club. However, a bouncer won't let him in. "Hey, we don't want your kind here," he says, pointing to a sign that says "Vegetables Only!" "Why not," says the mushroom, "I'm a fungi."
Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with!
a ghost goes into a bar and calls the waiter. the waiter says:"sorry, i cant serve you." the ghost replies: "why not?"
the waiter says:"i dont have a liscence to serve spirits."
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the seaweed
how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You don't know man, 'cause you weren't there!
Q.what do you get if you cross harry potter, a wren (a bird) and a fridge??
A. A cauldren!!!! (Cold-wren)
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What do you call 100 nuns in a shop? Virgin Megastore Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 34.5413% The joke's popularity is: 4.338
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