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The Latest Jokes - Page 168
muffins are just ugly cupcakes!!!
I told my doctor that I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.
Met a man who invented the crossword. His name was P something T something R
food will be available in pills and pills will be available in food
what goes oo? a cow with no lips
Knock Knock. Whose there? Boo. Boo who? WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
There a squirrels chasing after me! Because they think I'm nuts
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cowsgo
Cowsgo who?
No they don't, they go moo
I drink. Therefore I am.
Why did the piece of chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot
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