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muffins are just ugly cupcakes!!!
    76.7% funny

 

I told my doctor that I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.
    75.5% funny

 

Met a man who invented the crossword. His name was P something T something R
    49.4% funny

 

food will be available in pills and pills will be available in food
    28.3% funny

 

what goes oo? a cow with no lips
    8.7% funny

 

Knock Knock. Whose there? Boo. Boo who? WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
    86.4% funny

 

There a squirrels chasing after me! Because they think I'm nuts
    0.0% funny

 

Knock knock Who's there? Cowsgo Cowsgo who? No they don't, they go moo
    64.7% funny

 

I drink. Therefore I am.
    81.0% funny

 

Why did the piece of chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot
    0.0% funny

 

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