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two potatoes sitting in an oven one potatoe says to the other potatoe "man its hot in here" the other potatoe says "AHHHHH a talking potatoe"
    94.9% funny

 

knock knock, whos there, orange, orange who... why orange you laughing?
    99.1% funny

 

hey look, gullible is written on the ceiling
    67.1% funny

 

how do you get a chicken? you have two reproductively viable adult chickens of differing sexes create it.
    0.0% funny

 

wjat do you call a barbie on fire.a barbie q
    58.3% funny

 

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.
    81.9% funny

 

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? Dam.
    1.9% funny

 

Your momma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
    100.0% funny

 

A man had twins named Juan and Amal. A friend wanted to see a picture of the boys but the man only had one of Juan. That's ok, the man said. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
    19.1% funny

 

why do men have their best ideas while having sex? because theyre plugged into a genius.
    78.3% funny

 

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