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The Latest Jokes - Page 170
Three bikers
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."
How do you get an elepahnt out of a pool?
WET.
why was the bunny sad? because he was having a bad hare day!
why did the chicken cross the road? because it's his personallity
Why did the dog cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.
Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
- To find a tight seal!
I remixed a remix and it ended the same as the original.
Only in America...
...do banks leave safe doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
After many years of living upon a deserted island, a blonde, brunette and redhead come upon a magic lamp. They rub it and the genie says since there are three of them, they each get one wish. The brunette instantly wishes to be back at home with her family. The redhead does the same. When the blondes turn comes up, she sadly looks around and says, gee, it sure is lonley here now, I wish I had the other two back with me.
You are so fat that when you walk into a room everyone suffocates
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