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The Latest Jokes - Page 18
What did one freight elevator say to the other freight elevator? I think I'm coming down with something.
How do vegetables propose? Lettuce be married.
i just bought a nativity scene chess set. it's the only chess set with three kings.
A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
if cows say moo, do moose say cow?
In the stock market today, helium was up, paper was stationary, and feathers were down.
knock, knock
whose there?
norma lee
norma lee who?
normally i dont go knocking on doors.
Q:How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hey, wanna go ride bikes?
What do you get when you cross Al Capone and Al Pacino? Al Cappucino!
What do you get when you cross Dracula with a snowman? Frostbite
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.354
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