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The Latest Jokes - Page 18
What did one freight elevator say to the other freight elevator? I think I'm coming down with something.
How do vegetables propose? Lettuce be married.
i just bought a nativity scene chess set. it's the only chess set with three kings.
A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
if cows say moo, do moose say cow?
In the stock market today, helium was up, paper was stationary, and feathers were down.
knock, knock
whose there?
norma lee
norma lee who?
normally i dont go knocking on doors.
Q:How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hey, wanna go ride bikes?
What do you get when you cross Al Capone and Al Pacino? Al Cappucino!
What do you get when you cross Dracula with a snowman? Frostbite
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what did the thousand island say to the refrigerator? close the door im dressing! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 4.167
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