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I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I had ad...ad...???? Well I don't remember. I really wasn't paying attention.
    4.6% funny

 

Why Do Hummingbirds Hum? They don't know the words.
    47.6% funny

 

What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers.
    92.4% funny

 

why does it take so long to build a blond snowman? because you have to hollow out its head!
    0.0% funny

 

insane with the membrane...INSANE in the brain
    39.4% funny

 

Hi, I'm milk, I will do your body good
    6.8% funny

 

I went bedrom furnature shopping. I went into the store, and asked the lady for one night stand. She punched me. I don't know what happened!
    57.3% funny

 

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
    74.9% funny

 

Knock knowck. Who's there? Yah. Yah who? What are you, a cowboy??
    73.7% funny

 

How did they name Canada? They put all of the letters of the alphabet into a hat, and then pulled them out one by one. "C" eh? "N" eh? "D" eh?.
    0.0% funny

 

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Kid: How much are your puppies? Pet Store Owner: They are $10 apiece. Kid: How much for a whole one?

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