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The Latest Jokes - Page 172
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No," and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
what kind of pant does mario wear? Denim-denim-denim
My grandfather was a magician. Every night on his way home from work, he turned into a driveway.
time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas
What do you call a Fish with no eyes?
A Fsh
John was proud to say he was racist. The 400-yard dash, the mile, he'd run them all. Then he learned what the word really meant, and decided that he was most definitely not a racist.
How do they know what gibberish is funny? If it is gibberish, and that gibberish is longish gibberish, and then the answer is a long paragraph of text that just keeps going on, maybe then Google decides it is involved and therefore funny.
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
What did two drums and a cymbal say when they fell off the cliff? bah dum crash
aerospace engineering. it's not rocket science.... oh wait.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Why is santa so jolley? He knows where all the bad girls live. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 29.2523% The joke's popularity is: 4.029
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