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The Latest Jokes - Page 172
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No," and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
what kind of pant does mario wear? Denim-denim-denim
My grandfather was a magician. Every night on his way home from work, he turned into a driveway.
time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas
What do you call a Fish with no eyes?
A Fsh
John was proud to say he was racist. The 400-yard dash, the mile, he'd run them all. Then he learned what the word really meant, and decided that he was most definitely not a racist.
How do they know what gibberish is funny? If it is gibberish, and that gibberish is longish gibberish, and then the answer is a long paragraph of text that just keeps going on, maybe then Google decides it is involved and therefore funny.
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
What did two drums and a cymbal say when they fell off the cliff? bah dum crash
aerospace engineering. it's not rocket science.... oh wait.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 73.3333% The joke's popularity is: 3.455
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