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The Latest Jokes - Page 174
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
A blonde,brunette and redhead walk into a bar and the bartender asks what will they have. The brunette says, I'll have a WW. The bartender asks what is a WW. The brunette says white wine, duh. The redhead says I'll have a RW. The barkeep asks what is a RW. The redhead says red wine, duh. The blonde said I'll have a 15. Again the bartender has to ask what is a 15? That would be a 7 and 7 duh.
two potatoes are standing on a corner. how do you know which one's the prostitute? IT has a sticker that says "Idaho"
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer
I will not submit to evil... unless she's cute.
What do you call a royal allergy?
Your sinus!
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out.
The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door.
On the way they meet this old bastard. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"
What comes out the ground shouting 'knickers, knickers!'? Crude Oil
When someone has blonde hair, what do you know?
She's a blonde.
A teddy bear fall off a clift, it was funny? For the teddy bear no.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What did one freight elevator say to the other freight elevator? I think I'm coming down with something. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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