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The Latest Jokes - Page 175
what do you call a dancing penguin? a rockhopper (a type of pengiun)
snakes on a plane
A man, his brother and their dog walk into a bar. "ow,ow, woof"
What does the tree in the math class grow?
SQUARE ROOTS!
How do pigs clean an ice rink? With hambonis!
For I am rough, and woo not like a babe.
can you bare to eat a pear from a bear.
why did the skeleton pass the road? Because it had to get to the body shop!
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: LIFE IS FULL OF UNCERTAINTY, DEATH ON THE OTHER HAND IS NOT! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 50.5755% The joke's popularity is: 5.143
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