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The Latest Jokes - Page 175
what do you call a dancing penguin? a rockhopper (a type of pengiun)
snakes on a plane
A man, his brother and their dog walk into a bar. "ow,ow, woof"
What does the tree in the math class grow?
SQUARE ROOTS!
How do pigs clean an ice rink? With hambonis!
For I am rough, and woo not like a babe.
can you bare to eat a pear from a bear.
why did the skeleton pass the road? Because it had to get to the body shop!
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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