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The Latest Jokes - Page 175
what do you call a dancing penguin? a rockhopper (a type of pengiun)
snakes on a plane
A man, his brother and their dog walk into a bar. "ow,ow, woof"
What does the tree in the math class grow?
SQUARE ROOTS!
How do pigs clean an ice rink? With hambonis!
For I am rough, and woo not like a babe.
can you bare to eat a pear from a bear.
why did the skeleton pass the road? Because it had to get to the body shop!
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...... "Liver alone. Cheese mine." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 30.8282% The joke's popularity is: 4.814
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