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The Latest Jokes - Page 177
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy."
Man goes to a fancy dress party dressed normally but with his girlfriend on his back. One guest asks "What are you supposed to be?". He replied "I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle".
One moron can ask more questions than ten wise men can answer.
Got any raisins? No? How about a date?
why did the chiken cross the road? becaus i do not know i was asking you
The tomato blushed when he saw the salad dressing.
Chickens cross the road, Nuns cross themselves.
what do you call a guy with no arms and legs under a car? jack
knock knock whos there ? who ? non non who? nonya buissnes
What does a pig who does karate say? Pork-chop!
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